Friday, 14 October 2011

Fairy tale Friday #15








Well it took a couple of days for everything to settle down after the wedding last week, but everything is back to normal now (well as normal as it can be here at Teddy Bo Towers).

Claire is very busy knitting leg warmers for the camels, as she has heard that we are going to have a very bad winter and although she knows their humps are warm and snug in their hump hats, she is worried about their legs getting cold.

Due to the success of their potato vodka Jill and Helle are thinking about adding a couple of extra additions to their home made booze range, up to now they have experimented with Broad Bean Brandy and Turnip Tequila, they are also toying with the idea of Kidney Bean Kirsch and Cabbage Cider, which they are hoping to have ready for Halloween.

Gayle still has quite a lot of Haggis left over from the wedding - so far this week we have had Haggis Curry, Haggis Stew, Haggis Chilli, Minced Haggis in onion gravy and my favourite so far Haggis nuggets, tonight we are having Haggis Pate! There is still so much left over she is thinking of shaping them to look like Turkeys and freezing them for Christmas dinner!

Kathy, Nicole and Nela have already started making the decorations for our annual Teddy Bo Towers Halloween party. So far Nicole and Nela have carved 200 pumpkins.
This is one of my favourites - Edna first thing in the morning, she’s always a bit of a grump when she gets up, (before she gets her teeth in, pulls her saggy facial skin up into a pony tail on the top of her head and covers it with her wig),
they have captured her ‘just got out of bed’ look perfectly.


Kathy of course, is following them around with her matte white spray paint, deco art Snow Tex, picket fence crackle paint and glitter and shabby chic-ing them all up.

I don't think the new girls Hazel, Maritha and Tammy Louise have quite settled in yet, a day or two ago we found an empty potato vodka bottle floating down the river, when we fished it out there was a message inside it which read-

HELP, PLEASE, PLEASE RESCUE US!!!
we are three decent and respectable ladies, who thought we were joining a group of like-minded crafty people, but unfortunately it turns out that we have entered a mad house, full of daft, deranged and dangerous crazy women. They keep camels with knitted hats on their humps, drink alcohol made with leftovers, are almost always drunk... or fighting, eat lots of Haggis and occasionally make a card. Please rescue us before we start thinking that these things are normal!
Yours in desperation,
H, M and TL xx

We didn’t tell them we had found the bottle as we didn’t want to embarrass them and anyway, reading between the lines, we are pretty certain they will have settled in fully in a day or two.

Debbie is busy packing up all her stuff as she is on the move, she is moving from one of the second floor bedrooms to the top floor bedroom, we have told her that it’s because the acoustics are better up there for her singing, but truthfully it’s because it’s the only room up there, and the noise of her squawking singing doesn’t reach us down here on the second floor. She is in a good mood and is skipping up and down the stairs, moving her belongings and singing Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, I particularly like the part where she sings
 ‘Hit me with the windows, something hairy sat on my knee!’ instead of
 ‘Any way the wind blows, nothing really matters to me’

Tammy and Edna have been waiting excitedly for the postman to arrive, they have cards published in a magazine and our copy was due to arrive yesterday. They both wanted to be the first to see it, so Tammy has been keeping watch with her telescope from the balcony at the top of the tower, and Edna has been loitering around the front door. Tammy finally spotted him entering through the gates and came rushing down the stairs, Edna heard her coming and had bounded out of the front door before Tammy reached the bottom. Tammy had her tractor tyre trainers on and was fairly bouncing down the drive, and it wasn’t long before she had caught up with and was about to overtake Edna.
Edna noticed Tammy about to pass her on the outside and stuck out her foot, Tammy tripped over it and fell flat on her face into a big puddle of mud, right at Edna’s feet.
Edna wasn't going to let anything get in her way and just ran over the top of Tammy, who managed to grab Edna’s ankle as Edna was about to leap off her head. Edna toppled into the mud puddle too and the pair of them started brawling, pulling hair and scratching.
Tammy had pulled Edna’s wig off in the kerfuffle, grabbed hold of her 'pony tail' of saggy skin and started swinging her around, just as the postman came around the bend.
Tammy suddenly let go of Edna, who flew through the air, and landed with her arms and legs wrapped around the trunk of a large oak tree. Slowly she slid down the trunk, collecting lots of splinters in her thighs as she went, and landed on her bottom with a such a thud, that her dentures shot out of her mouth, flew through the air and landed in a cow pat!

The postman on seeing Tammy heading his way, covered in mud from head to foot and with a huge demented looking grin on her face, turned on his heels and ran for his life!

Tammy determined to get hold of the magazine, pulled her whip out of her waistband and flicked it out towards him, it wrapped around his ankles and he fell over, flinging the letters in his hands up into the air as he was falling.
Tammy could see the magazine flying through the air and heading for the muddy puddle that she had just vacated, and as she didn’t want the magazine getting dirty she threw herself into the air to catch it before it landed. By this time Edna had recovered from her tree hugging mishap and seeing Tammy and the magazine flying through the air, she took a huge leap towards it and caught it between her gums as she flew past Tammy’s outstretched hand. Unfortunately the momentum of her leap carried her right across the path and straight into the trunk of the tree opposite, but this time she hit the tree head first and fell to the ground unconscious.
Tammy calmly walked over, removed the magazine from between Edna’s gums, wiped off the blood and saliva, and carried it triumphantly back to the towers. 

Edna returned about an hour later, with her dentures in one hand, her wig in the other, blood running down her face and looking just a little dishevelled!

Lesson learned - in future we will make sure we order a copy of the magazine for each person in it!



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Hazel






These guy's are image TEDDYBOBEA_078 called Which way?
Coloured with Prism's and blended with sansodor.
The paper is Prima, petal poetry and is matted onto the inside of coke can boxes in place of kraft card.
The crochet ribbon is by May Arts.
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Clairebears x


I have used TeddyBoBea-56 called Snow much fun for this card, I have coloured them in with Promarkers and flexmarkers. I have added glitter on to them as well, well it is a christmas card. The papers are from Printable Heaven. I've added a little ribbon as well as a sentiment that I have made myself.
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Teddybo 138
First Edition 'Isabelle' papers
Sizzix snowflake and swirl
LOTV Sentiment
Prisma pencils
Antique linen and pumice stone distress inks
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Jill
Papers from Maja design,
TEDDYBO_140 coloured with copics, list on my own blog.
Letters cut out with my Quick Kutz alphabet set called Katie.
Computergenerated text
Rhinestones coloured with Copics.
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Nicole



I´ve played with the cute image TeddyBo_140 *Sleepy ride*
colouring as always with Prismas
sentiment by myself
cardstock in light brown and green
backing paper from First Edition Paper
Martha Stewart edge punch *flourish* and Spellies
I´ve decorated with buttons, brads and punched hearts


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Tammy-Louise


I used Teddy Bea 96 "sitting ballerina"  , Cuttlebug "Textile" embossing folder, Bazzill stock, Martha Stewart Daisy punch, Ranger distress ink and Copics, Sentiment is Raindrop Echo Design w/Whimsy



Teddy Bo Bea 017, "Hatched, patched, dispatched, pencil sketch x2, Design paper is The Paper Studio Black & Cream diamonds, and gold Wedding texture, Sentiment is Raindrop Echo Design w/Whimsy, Pearl is Paper Studios, Copics and Distress ink, Versamark Vintage sepia and whimsy flourish stamp


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Jill


My image is TeddyBoBea_066 and it's called Steal a kiss
Beautiful DP from Poppy design by Vibece Spigseth.
They are so thick and shiny and fantastic to make cards with!
I am sure the Magnolia swirl is known and my flowers come from
Prima, Kort og Godt and Magnolia.
And some pearls and lace to finish it up :)

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Card matches my gift bag I made ealier in the week.


 My Recipe 
TEDDYBO_122
  Spellbinders - Shapeabilities - Ironwork Motifs - perfect for a snowflake
12 x 12 papers - Karen Neuburger - Share Bear Snowflakes and Strips & Small Spots
12 x 12 Core Color  Linen texture card stock.
Papermania Kraft Gift Bags.
Small snowflake punch.
Flowers and Gems Wild Orchid Crafts.
Coloured with Pro-markers and Poly Pencils
Fine glitter added to the fur on his hat and pompom. Also placed some Christmas Frosting, which was free in the Cardmaking & Papercrafts magazine.



There is only a couple of days left now to enter our Favourite Colours challenge, your entries must reach us no later than Midnight GMT Sunday 16th October if you want to be in with a chance of winning the
Teddy Bo Ten (10 Teddy Bo and Co digi stamps of your choice)
Have you checked out Edna's wordy Wednesday, lots of useful quotes
and a freebie word art for everyone to snag and Tammy's Terrific Top Tip Tutorial - Making a corner bookmark, you can find it here.


Thanks for reading....Colette (who's too shy to tell you that her cards were also featured in the magazine AND on the website!!!!
http://www.craftsonthenet.com/p3878/bonus-teddy-bo-cards-from-simply-cards-papercraft/





4 comments:

  1. Today, I'm reading from my daughters house and the boys are sitting trying to watch a movie, but my howelling laughter has them telling me to be quiet...THEM..telling me...so I paused the movie and read out loud to them...perhaps 9 & 7 is a bit young to understand or visualise how I can...especially the splinters...ouch...but did not think it was nice to laugh...Wonderful story. I can see it all...lol...camels with leg warmers, teeth in cow patts..[that got them laughing]..and the photo..OMG...
    Thanks girls...just brilliant.
    Congrats to Tammy & Edna on their publication.

    Luv CHRISSYxx

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  2. OMG! Every one of your stories is a winner with me, even my husband finds them funny, do keep 'em coming!

    Love all the work you girls have done.

    Hugs

    Judi x (or maybe that should be a x for each of you, don't want you lot fighting again, lol)

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  3. That pic reminds me I need some more moisturiser - thanks for the heads up Colette.

    Edna x

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  4. Great way to start the day - reading the next installment of Fairytale Friday whilst eating my breakfast. It is a good job I know you Colette, otherwise I would think you were seriously deranged! Thanks for putting me in a good mood for the rest of the day (well the next hour or so anyway - you know me too!) As usual the cards are all gorgeous ladies - thanks for the inspiration. Love Karen xx

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