Friday, 4 November 2011

Fairy tale Friday #18





Well the Halloween ball went with a bang and I mean that quite literally!!!

It started off very well, we had lots of guests, mainly family and friends and a few of the locals. The ballroom looked fabulous all decorated up with rubber bats, shabby chic skeletons, little knitted ghosties and lots and lots of cobwebs, (although they were all natural as nobody has time to dust around here, too busy making cards, alcohol, singing or knitting, no time for cleaning!)

The menu looked exciting, witches fingers (bratwurst, coloured green and a slither of almond added for the nail), eye balls floating in blood,(haggis meatballs in tomato sauce), lots of shredded skin (sauerkraut), Creamed maggots (porridge), snot cakes (fairy cakes with green buttercream), the list went on and on, we even had little mummies made with bratwurst wrapped in  bread dough and glow in the dark drinks and jellies, (just add tonic water instead of tap water and use one of those ultra violet lights, you know the kind they have in night clubs, and the tonic water makes things glow in the dark)!


We did have a bit of trouble trying to get the water into the design teams drinks, they don’t like their alcohol diluted.

Chrissy turned up again from New Zealand with her dog Harry (they’ll go anywhere for a party) they picked up Kirsty-Anne on the way too.
Harry looked fab in his Darth Vader costume.

 Chrissy came as Princess Leia she had used Raffia to make her plaited side buns and her lightsaber was a torch with a loo roll painted blue on the end (if only she had put as much effort into her own outfit as she did Harry’s). Kirsty Anne was dressed as a witch, although I think she must be a friend of Tammy's because her outfit was made entirely of rubber and she carried a whip instead of a broomstick.

Edna decided she would dress up as Catwoman and had made herself a catsuit using only old fishnet stockings! She looked more like a bag of prunes wrapped in one of those net bags that fruit comes in from the supermarket, and as she had used only fishnet stockings there was quite a lot of her hanging out through the nets, quite a scary sight actually!

Claire had knitted herself a very, very long white scarf, wrapped herself up in it and came as a mummy.
Gayle being Scottish had decided to come as the Loch Ness Monster, she had strapped a couple of haggis to her back and a fish tank full of water to her front (supposed to be the Loch LOL!).

The party was going swimmingly, people and camels were happily dancing away, the vodka, brandy and tequila where flowing and there was a great atmosphere.

Debbie dressed as a set of bagpipes (don’t ask!, think it was something to do with being musical!!!) got up to sing her first song which was Thriller, by Michael Jackson, which started off
It’s toast me midnight,
And some pink weevil’s swelling in the pork,

It should have been
It’s close to midnight
And something evil’s lurking in the dark.

For the part that goes ---'The foulest stench is in the air', we got ---'Flying dentures in the air' which funnily enough was exactly what was happening to Edna’s teeth at that moment (due to her flinging her head around too wildly when dancing).

Debbie finally reached the end of the song and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but she immediately went into her next song which was Monster Mash and this was when the trouble started.

Tammy had made herself a rubber Batman outfit, but too much Turnip Tequila and Haggis eyeballs had played havoc with her digestion and she was suffering badly with wind, and as there was no way for it to escape from the rubber body suit, it gradually built up inside and inflated the suit.



When Debbie started singing...
They did the Mash They did the Monster Mash’, as
‘They did the bash, they did the long hair bash’, Edna who was by now so drunk, that as well as no longer having her teeth in, had also lost her wig, and her fishnet catsuit had so many rips in it she was practically naked, took the words literally and started going around bashing long haired people with one of the lances from the suits of armour dotted around the ballroom.

When she accidently caught Cuthbert the camel in the hump with the lance, Claire can-canned over and gave her a high kick to the chin, Edna fell backwards and as she did so the tip of the lance pierced a hole in Tammy’s batman outfit. The pressure of the foul smelling gas escaping from the suit, thrust Tammy up into the air and she flew around the room like a balloon, that has been blown up and then had the air let out.

Unfortunately she knocked one of the candles out of the chandelier as she whizzed past, and unbeknown to anyone it landed amongst the bottles of Broad Bean Brandy.

Everyone fled from the ballroom because the stench coming from Tammy was overpowering and people were feeling nauseous, (we  were also scared she would land on us).
We all congregated on the lawn.

Tammy’s suit finally deflated, and luckily she had a nice soft landing in the creamed maggots.

She came out to the lawn to tell us it was OK to come back in when we heard an almighty BOOM!. The mixture of the candle, the alcohol and Tammy’s gas had caused an enormous explosion, the ballroom had blown up and as we were standing on the lawn we were being showered with porridge, Haggis, Sauerkraut, Potato Vodka, Turnip Tequila and Broad bean brandy.
Every one legged it for safety, except for Edna who was running around with her mouth wide open trying to catch the drops of alcohol as they fell!!!

Suffice to say that was the end of the party!

We now have the builders in repairing the damage, Edna is very excited at the sight of all those big... strong... scaffolding poles!!!  if you’ve been following the tales then you can all guess why LOL! We have hidden all the alcohol, radios and CD’s so hopefully we can get the work finished without Edna scaring the workmen off by pole dancing!

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***No camels or dogs where harmed in the telling of this tale***


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Luckily today's cards had been safely stashed away before the blast and survived intact, unlike Edna's dentures which have been blown to smithereens. I hope she gets some more soon as we are all having to take turns to chew her food for her, before she can eat it!



" This is not my colour combination at all - tend to go for pastels & beige's.
I purchased a couple of days ago FIRST EDITION - FESTIVE TREATS and CHRISTMAS JOY
The designer paper pads jumped out at me straight away.
I do adore First Edition papers, so LUSH!
Fantastic glittered papers and some are double sided.
I have used TEDDYBEA_ 158 and TEDDYBO_148 and as you can see I have done some paper piecing on Bea's coat and Bo's boots and scarf.
I don't have SNOW TEX, so I mixed some " FLOWER-SOFT " with white acrylic paint and a little fine glitter. Hey - presto Tammy made snow!! Simply as that!
Coloured with Poly pencils and Pro-markers ".



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Maritha

I have used TeddyBea _103 and she is just so "crazy cute"!? =)
Coloured her with distressrefills
The Text on the front says"Welcome to the world Astrid"
The small one inside the card says "hugs from"
Hugs Maritha!
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Jill
Image: TEDDYBO_025
Coloured with copics
Fantastic papers from Basic Grey, Pyrus paper pad
Text from Scrap-a-licious-times, just fabulous!
Letters from stash :)
TEDDYBO_140
Coloured with Copics as usual, distresssed edges.
Papers from Basic Grey, Pyrus paper pad
String, cheesecloth
Flowers and charms from Kort og Godt
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Teddybea 132 'Snowflake flight'
Echo Park Victoria Garden papers
Spellbinder dies
Craftwork Cards sentiment
Cheery Lynn doily die
Flexmarkers for colouring
Crystal gems from the Hobby House

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Nela


I´ve used:
Teddy Bea - Catch a falling star
Paper from Magnolia
Die: Marianne Creatables
ProMarkers
Stickles stardust

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Nicole

I´ve played with the cute image *Gonny build me a tree* 
colouring with Prismas
sentiment: hÄnglar
cardstock: SU
backing papers: echo park
Magnolia die
embellies: buttons and brads

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Liz

I used TeddyBoBea 47
coloured with Prisma pencils
The sentiment is PC generated
Die cut holly
Card Candy
Little bit of twine
Doodling round the edges

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Jill


Image from Teddy Bo: TEDDYBO_025
Coloured with copics
Fantastic papers from Basic Grey, Pyrus paper pad
Text from Scrap-a-licious-times, just fabulous!
Letters from stash :)
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Renee G

Here are a couple tags I did up with the teddybea/bo



This is my vintage monochromatic tag. love the trims! I aged the bells in vinegar and salt...rusted em up a bit.

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We also have cards made with some of Gayle's FairyD images
available from Teddy Bo and Co. You'll find them under FairyD Store.

Edna




I've used the pre-coloured snowman and Christmas tree to make this quick one

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Nicole


I´ve played with the gorgeous image *FairyD ~ Christmas tree*
colouring as always with Prismas
sentiment: pp-stamps
cardstock from CreaMotion and SU
backing paper from Maja Design
I´ve decorated with swirls, pearls and ribbon
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FAIRYD_SANTA
Coloured in Photoshop
Papers and sentiment: Nitwits Still Joyful Hearts
Marianne snowflake die
crystal sticker- local pound store.



Image - FairyD_christmas bulb lineart
Coloured in Photoshop
Papers - digital Kraft - Pink Petticoat
all others: Nitwits Comfort and Joy.
Holly leaf die - CREAlies CLCS _04
Gems, red metallic cord and ribbons from MeiFlower
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Renee G


I used The Elf on the moon image for this door knob hanger. Adding some chipboard stars, that i covered in coordinating papers. adding just some sticker letters. Colored with promarkers and i added some stickles. Added a bow, bing bank done!
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Tammy


Used the adorable penguins and the wonderful First Edition Papers - Festive Treats.
Not a great deal to say about the card as I have only layered on to coloured card stock.

Only embellishments I have used is the star gems. 
I've never been happy with my cards done in red - but have to say "They arent that bad"!


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and if Steampunk is your thing check out Gayle's new store

Clairebears




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Wow what a collection of lusciousness we have for you to feast your eyes upon there, and if that wasn't enough don't forget to check out Helle's fabulous small Kleenex box tutorial, Edna's Wordy Wednesday and Claire's Mojo Monday.

You still have until Saturday 5th November to claim 25% off your Teddy Bo and Co purchases (you'll find the  code here)and our Pastels challenge runs until Sunday 13th November, so still plenty of time to get your entries in.

My Teddy Bo Tombola is still running so pop over to my blog here if you fancy entering.
Colette xx


5 comments:

  1. OMG!!! if only dogs could see exactly what You point at...lol..I was just showing him the picture of himself on the screen and all he wanted was my peppermint chocolate...my ribs hurt and I can smell that gas...that was so funny....yuk!! creamed maggots...I think you just put me off porridge and rice forever...lol...Brilliant..

    Luv CHRISSYxx

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  2. Hi had a great time at the party! my fella really liked my outfit !! Lol super giggle thanks so much Colette :P Kitty :D

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  3. I was doing great RIGHT up to the bit where you told everyone about us chewing Edna's food for her first!!!! ;O*

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  4. It's all right Gayle, I kept quiet about the fact that if she still couldn't manage it, we would re-chew it for her to try and make it softer! After all we don't want people thinking that we're gross do we?!?!?!?!?!

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  5. Gorgeous cards as usual; you are all a talented, if insane bunch! I hope Tammy forgives you Colette!?! Another very funny Fairytale Friday, look forward to next week! xx

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