Friday, 15 March 2013

Fairy Tale Friday

As promised last week, behold the might of the Team Teddy Bo Delta Force Crafting Experts. Below is the tale of the team's first foray into being superheros.

The posse of female superheroes entered the village square at night. A patrol to ensure the good citizens of the village were safe and well, and there was no hankie pankie going on.

It was ten o’clock and it had been really quiet, and the girls were getting bored, when they came upon a young couple smooching in the alleyway. They all lined up around the corner to allow Maritha time to switch on her ‘boom box’. The sounds of Abba’s Super Trooper (and her 'singing') playing in the evening air. That split the couple apart as they looked around the alley, trying to work out where the awful sounds were coming from.

And then it happened. From one end of the alleyway, women in skin tight scuba suits and capes that were clutched tightly around their wobbly bits approached the young couple.

“That’s enough of that young ones”, said Gayle. “This is a clean town, and they’ll be no public kissing until your married”

The poor kids didn’t have a clue as to what to do so took off down the lane to escape these odd ladies, the boy turning only to get a single photo of the group on his phone camera.

“Well”, said Claire, “that’s one unwanted teenage pregnancy avoided”.

Happier now, they continued their patrol by visiting the village's bank, walking around it for a whole hour, but nothing happened. Debbie was starting to get a bit peckish, so she went into the corner shop to get some crisps, and was followed by the remainder of the group. The poor shop owner nearly had a heart attack as a group of masked people charged into his shop. However, he did make a fortune from all the wine and vodka they bought (just to have something to drink with their crisps).

And so with the night quiet, and no criminals around, the girls decided to patrol the village green, where they could drink their booze into the wee small hours. And that’s when they encountered the boy racer, and his little sports car that sped through along main street, and out beside the village green.

As quick as a flash the girls raced to the main road, leaping over the little fence that surrounded the park area. Only Sonia and Donna fell, Louise went back to help them up. The others reached the roadside as the car came speeding round the corner.

Those ladies did the heroic thing. They stepped onto the road. The driver saw them, tried to avoid them, and mounted the pavement, just missed Donna as she was getting to her feet, and crashed his car through the fence, down the small embankment (those girls managed to run up the grassy embankment in heel’s) and tipped the car into the pond. The girls then raced away so that they could escape with their identities still unknown.
The girls had saved the day, one less numpty on the road.

It’ll be interesting to see how the driver writes out his insurance claim. Not sure that the insurance company will believe a bunch of female superhero’s caused it!!!
Once the girls had removed their superhero outfits with the help of a couple of shoe-horns and some liberal applications of vaseline they managed to make some wonderful cards...x


Image: TEDDYBEA_122
Paper: Teddy Bo & Co

papers from Wellington
Flowers are a die from Marianne design
The small text says: instead of a flower

I have used image TEDDYBEA_259  "Daydreams in the garden"
Medium ~ Polychromos pencils
Cream card ~ WHSmith
Papers ~ NitWitCollections Crab Apple Lane "Country Lady" ~ LOTV
Daisy lace ~ The Ribbon Girl
25mm cream satin ribbon, flower shaped pearls, metal filigree corner and roses ~ WOC
Sentiment ~ freebie from Desert Diva
Butterflies ~ Woodware punch
Woodland branches ~ Martha Stewart

I have added Suze Weinberg's Jazz Beadazzles to the centre of the flower on Bea's watering can and DecoArt Glamour Dust to the water droplets.

Crafty hugs
Donna x


TeddyBea_258 "Fairy woof woof"
Papers : DCWV "a spring thing and summer days"
Frame and lace : gift from a friend
Dies Flowers : Joycrafts and Crealies
Ribbon, strass and Promarkers.

TEDDYBEA_ 223 Pre coloured
Papers ~ SU! Designer series pad
Tools ~ Fiskars border punch, Marianne Creatables die
Embellishments ~ Pearls & bow
Greeting ~ LOTV  circular greeting

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